A star is born. Meet Franni Franken:
"Franni Franken is not just my wife, not just the mother of my
children, not just the woman who
cleans my house -- she's also my best friend. By that I mean we have
sex together." Al Franken
I just know there's a funny comment in this somewhere. Don't disappoint me.
How you know he's a Democrat: it took him all of two hours and fifty one minutes to put his hand out.
link Wonkette
Seriously Minnesota, did you really truely mean to do this? Way to respect yourselves!
Posted by: patti | July 01, 2009 at 04:48 PM
A woman married that fool?????
Posted by: Vinny | July 01, 2009 at 05:18 PM
When congress reconvenes after their July 4th bacchanal, a Marine Band will play "Send in the Clowns", slowly, in that mournful key and no one will be laughing. Except Franni.
Posted by: schmed | July 01, 2009 at 11:08 PM
What did he do with all his book money? Blow it on Argentinian hookers?
Posted by: LeeAnn | July 02, 2009 at 12:31 AM
Reminds me of the "Franny and Sparkle Farkle" skit from Laugh-In.
Posted by: gregor | July 02, 2009 at 08:00 AM
Horse teeth and trout mouth?
Posted by: Kate the Great | July 02, 2009 at 08:01 AM