World Famous Humor Blogger and Bosom Icon Suzette™ paid a surprise visit to the Woman Within website today.
Unnamed sources close to Suzette say that preparations have been have been kept tightly under wraps for a number of days but it was not until the semi-annual bra sale had been officially announced that the story was able to be confirmed.
Records of purchase indicate that Suzette selected two bras of the same size but different styles. Further investigation reveals that one garment was soft pink and the other was french lilac. If true, this is a major departure for Suzette who is well-known for her conservative leanings in lingerie color selection, most often choosing the white or beige option.
Suzette is expected to get up to 70% off her order.
you ROCK...NEVER stop blogging...
Posted by: Susie | June 09, 2009 at 12:26 AM
This is the kind of cutting edge journalism we just can't find elsewhere!
Posted by: jck | June 09, 2009 at 07:17 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
What?
Oh. Sorry. Never mind. I'll go to my room now.
Posted by: CGHill | June 09, 2009 at 08:01 PM
The Onion is channeling Suzette. hahahahahahahahaah!!
Posted by: Mr. Bingley | June 10, 2009 at 09:01 AM
They are! You should sue.
And I expected something on that horrid top she wore in London by now...
Posted by: patti | June 10, 2009 at 01:25 PM
I'm just a bit daring when it comes to lingerie colors. I do like to have plenty of standby whites and beiges on hand but I could go for soft pink and French lilac. The trouble is, my size never comes in those lovely colors. In most styles there's a pretty color cutoff point just below my size.
Posted by: Lynn | June 10, 2009 at 03:39 PM