An Open Letter To The Producers of The Real Housewives of New York

Dear PoRHoNY,

You're losing me. I want to like RHONY - I DO like it - but you're making it so hard for me.This is my worry list:

1. Enough with the Hamptons already. These women are creatures of New York CITY. Get back there.
2. Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Really? Because you couldn't find anyone MORE boring?
3. The commercial breaks are killing me. I'm glad your show is hot and you have attracted so many advertising dollars, but skipping over the ads on a recording leaves you with a 32 minute broadcast. Very uncool.

Love, Suzette

UPDATE: Things are looking up. I think the Countess Hillbilly just called the Count "a scuzz" via cellphone.

Comments

[LeeAnn]

I've seen the guy KKB is married to, when he's on America's Next Top Model. I thought he was as gay as Chinese pajamas. Huh.