One thing they don't tell you about southern California is how churched up it is. Maybe it just seems like that - is it possible that local zoning just makes it appear that there's a church of some kind every 500 feet? And they've got the big ones here, too - the Crystal Cathedral, that purpose-driven Saddleback place, even Benny Hinn is here. Right now, I'm listening to talk radio station KFI 640 AM. It's the "Jesus Christ Show". Guess who the Host is? Jesus!
I just read that last sentence again. Funny! Only the Catholics will get it.
This is fascinating. Elvis is shaking up some gospel music in the background and Jesus is taking phone calls. The call-in number is 877HOLY HOST. Somebody just called in with a question and now I wish I was paying more attenttion instead of blogging because the words coming out of the radio are ".. when I was 12 years old, my parents had to come get me from the Temple..." . tha's a direct quote from Jesus. And then something about the Torah, which is being pronounced ta-RAH.
Thanks for listening Suzette ;)
Posted by: Holy Host | February 22, 2009 at 01:32 PM
ROFLMAO. Excellent AND you get a thank you from the station. Looks like Jesus is watching. ;-)
Posted by: Teresa | February 22, 2009 at 01:52 PM
I've read that there are so many churches out here because back in the day you could buy acres and acres of land and not have to pay property tax if you were a church. Churches were, and possibly still are, tax exempt. That's why Wilshire Blvd is called the "Miracle Mile."
Posted by: DogsDontPurr | February 22, 2009 at 04:08 PM
Oy , Matka Boja !
Posted by: tina | February 22, 2009 at 06:24 PM
Hilarious! Wonder why southern Californians need all that savin'? ;)
Posted by: pam | February 23, 2009 at 08:11 AM
You have been thanked by the Holy Host. Wow. I am so not worthy.
Posted by: Tami | February 23, 2009 at 08:25 AM
When are you coming back!!!???? I miss your "updates!!
Posted by: Susie | March 03, 2009 at 12:54 AM