So is the Magic Ape really the missing link? - Ken Adams
Come to think of it, this is probably the only place you can come to learn about 6 oz. bottles of leg make-up, Spoolies hair curlers and the special purpose teaspoons of nursing students, so THE MAGIC APE BALL says this is more of a link to missing things.
Magic Ape Ball for President! - Mr. Snitch
President of WWHTMPABCSB (Women Who Have Too Many Pocketbooks Already But Can't Stop Buying) ? THE MAGIC APE BALL says outlook good.
Will I take grandma's curtains to the cleaners? - Tata
Meaningful matriarchal mementos are nothing to fool around with. THE MAGIC APE BALL says when the job is important seek out the help of professional services. Dry cleaners have an inscrutable schedule of determining fees for service and you may very well go there on the day when they are charging by the linear inch so in the end the cleaners may be taking you.
Do bad drivers get their due? - Mary Beth
Not everything in the world is fair and while there is no such thing as "luck", there are such a things as aptitude, cunning and nerves of steel. Bad driving breeds more bad driving. THE MAGIC APE BALL says drive defensively and wear your seat belt. Every successful incident without consequence adds to the bad driver's defiant skill set.
If you have a flat tire and some guy pulls over to help out, and in the course of "helping," it turns out he's mechanically inept and cracks your hubcap, deflates your spare trying to check its pressure and cross-threads the few lug nuts he doesn't lose down a storm drain, would you refer to this guy as a Bad Samaritan? - schmed
The road to the storm drain is paved with the lug nuts of those who do not belong to AAA. THE MAGIC APE BALL says the correct term for this individual is a schlemiel. Bad Samaritan is last in line for the Nobel Peace Prize. first in line for pie.