“Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” [Obama] said. “I
am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make
a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby" Barack Obama , campaigning in Pennsylvania
Editorial comment: This must be how little intellectuals get their start. I just bought some killer soap dishes from the Miles Kimball company, which is located in Wisconsin, this week. Does sales tax I paid on that purchase support state education in Wisconsin? Do not like.
Editorial comment: Sad, indeed. BO's childhood years read like a Lifetime TV movie script where the young mother gives up her child believing he will have a better life than she can provide for him but it turns out he is subjected to evil. No wonder he's hiding those grandparents of his.Has it occurred to anyone that BO is the descendant of people with extremely questionable judgment?
"The first Obama Handbag will be given to the senator's wife, Michelle."I hope she will get it in time to wear to the convention [next week]," Woods – whose work was featured on Sex and the City – said in a statement."
Forget it, honey - even Carrie Bradsahw wouldn't be caught dead with that thing.
As usual, the comments after any published Obama article are more reavealing than the article itself. A sampling:
Maybe Barry's friend Bernadine Dorn can put her bombs in it while she goes out looking for other federal buildings to bomb.
Does the handle have 57 beads - one for each of the States he campaigned in?
It looks like a piece of candy attached to miniature jaw breakers.
That bag is only slightly uglier than Michelle Obama.
Her: Focus, honey, focus. What I'm saying is, it can't possibly change anything for you if I make one of the prime time speeches during the convention. By the way, Bill's got nothing much to do now, so maybe he could have a spot, too?
Her: And my PUMAs insist on demonstrating thier lingering dissatisfaction. Talk about your bitters! Maybe if we could just place my name in nomination alongside yours during the traditional state-by-state delegation roll call vote? That would go a long way to creating party unity.
"We thought, 'Let's try and start a movement where even while walking
down the street, people would hold up the O and you would know that
they were for Obama,' "
FYI - I am already using this hand signal quite frequently in the course of my normal day, only sometimes I flap my middle, ring and little fingers in unison to indicate that it's flying. And mine is a smaller opening and a little more puckered.
My signal doesn't mean "Obama" but it sure fits him.
Q: Is "skinny" a racial code word? A: This is a new on to me. Let me think about it for a minute - Snoop Dogg is skinny and he's black. And what about that Dy-no-mite person from TV? There's your proof. Ok, answer: yes.
Q: Is "inflate your tires" a code for the sexy time? A: Inflate! What else could it mean? And that stuff about "regular tune-ups"? Do you have to be hit over the head? OF COURSE that's what it means.
I didn't want to have to start analyzing President Barry's wardrobe, but
I see that none of you are going to do it, are you? Let me begin by
addressing the elephant in the room. Why do we never see a pants lump in pictures of the presumptive nominee? You know what I mean - the big baloney. The wonder down under. (Don't worry -I've got a million of 'em, and the campaign season has only just begun.) Even in those photos of him splashing around in the surf in a wet bathing suit, you can't make out anything. And when he had a chance to wear those lycra biking shorts, he chose instead to put on his mom jeans. And I ask you - have you ever seen thicker fleece than those sweatpants he wears to play basketball? The worst of it is that he provokes us to look there.
Now men, I'm sorry if this is a revelation to you but the ladies look at you there all the time. All the time. So we're hardly in need of inducement to do so. Yet look at the careful staging as the President of the World appeared before the masses in Germany today. The stance is reminiscent of the Blue Suede Shoes-era Elvis, the end of the tie draws the eye downwards, the pants bag out where the lump should be. And the very buzzwords from the campaign: Hope and Change. Hope and Change. I hope he changes into some slim-cut khakis before I get too old.
Donatella Versace said his suits are ill-fitted. This issue must be
exactly what she's talking about because she designed a line of
"stream-lined" menswear inspired by him. You can yammer all you want trying to prove that the MSM is covering up for him, but you won't convince anybody until you show photographic evidence that not once in all the millions of images of Obama is there the slightest bump. If that's not a cover-up, I don't know what is.
"Obama is either very bad at math, does not know how long the
President's term of office is or he's planning on repealing the 22nd
Amendment."ace of spades
Well, I think I know which it is - combine this statement with the "all 57 states" remark and it seems we've got a math dummy on our hands. And I'm all for that! Finally, the non-Math people get their day in the sun. This bodes well for 8 years ( or 10. whatevs!) of low expectations as far as math skills are concerned and finally, I can relax. Take that, all you check-book balancers and ExCel formula freaks out there.
Between this and the smoking thing coming back into vogue, I think we are all going to have a pretty sweet ride, just sitting around lighting up and rounding things off to the nearest whole number. Recently, I've been thinking of taking smoking up again (usually when I have a martini in my hand) but I can't get support from my conservative Republican posse, because they are buzzkills. If Obama and his band of Anything Goes libs get in, smoking might not only be seen as a presidential activity, it might very well become to be seen as patriotic.
(note for future blog post - I have an uneasy feeling that the smoking and the math are somehow tangled up with universal healthcare and tax dollars, but I haven't quite worked it out yet.)
I am a little worried about that gym time thing, though. He wouldn't make all of us go to the gym three times a day, would he? I might not mind so much if he could share His method for not sweating with all of us, but if he doesn't, then the deal is off.
Oh, she's back - she's back! We missed ya, Hillz. And OMG they've got matching outfits! They're ready for a couples competition in ballroom dance or a Sonny & Cher road show. Everybody sing:
[HIM:] They say I'm young - my ears are big. At least I'm not a blue pant-suited pig. [HER:] I think I know how you stay thin. Did you get here by riding on a Schwinn?
The answer to what Hillary's been doing all this time seems to be fairly apparent - she's been packing on the hip meat and she grew a little pooch, too while she was at it. Maybe that's the underlying cause of her "campaign" debt - the bills for all that arugula started rolling in.
The presumptive nominee checks out the rear view to see if it's any better and presumes that it was more like a gallon of ice cream, a bottle of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup and a spoon. Every night.
In a belated bit of political fence-mending, BO attempts a conciliatory gesture aimed at Muslim American voters. By placing his coat over Hillary's head, he can prove to Muslim voters that he's got nothing against covered-up women.In this case, he prefers it that way.
Bill is not the only Clinton whowants their ass kissed by Obama. Hillary waits while Barack indicates he's rather choke himself with his tie. There's not enough angry old lady voters in the country to make that happen.
Unity, N.H., is not just small, it's small and out-of-the-way. For the attendees, the choice of location would be a nightmare.
the Obama campaign went to great lengths to separate the media from the crowd, deliberately making it difficult for reporters to interview attendees
It was a hot day, nearly 90 degrees, and there was no shelter.
thousands of attendees stood in the downpour awaiting thier bus
It had become apparent by the end of the day that the campaign really hadn't given any thought to the comfort of the people it had bused in.
"The poor folks who gave up an entire day of their lives to see this event got sunburned, dehydrated, then soaked all so Obama could have his symbolic unification rally in this remote town.It was also ironic that the campaign that has made so much out of promising the swift and orderly withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq could not even manage an exit strategy for Unity, N.H." Andrew Cline, The American Spectator