it might be just that I'm sick and feverish, but Huffington Post is my go-to place for a good laugh.
Although the caption for this photo should really be "Suri Cruise Doesn't Have a Hairbrush"
2. Mackenzie Phillips' brother reacts to the news that she will drop a bombshell of family secrets on Oprah today:
"My family is and always will be a decrepit bowl of dog urine compared to Nityananda of Ganeshpuri. That is how great Nityananda is." The Indian yogi died in 1961. "Wor ship Nityananda, not the Phillips family. Nityananda can protect you," said Tamerlane.
Who wants to see a decrepit bowl of dog urine dropped on Oprah instead?
3. From our department of We're Just Gonna Keep Doing This Until We Get It Right:
After last month's failed attempt at recreating past presidential scenes - that ill-advised scene of a young girl stretched out on the Oval Office carpeting that turned out to be more reminiscent of Clinton/Lewinsky than JFK/John John, Barry tries it again by joyfully hefting up Sanchez upon his arrival home from a talk show media blitz.
Really, this kid is about is about 4 years past her freshness date for "cute" and she's what?- 120 standing still? How much force do you think she worked up running towards dear old dad? Love that grimace on the doting father as he braces for the impact. Hernia city!