Look, if the Dems can keep Teddy's memory alive with constant references, I don't think I should have to stop blogging about him just because he's finally dead. I have come across something so upsetting that I must share it with you. Look at these two photos:
Ted's marriage to Joan Bennett was a big church affair with a ceremony performed by Francis Cardinal Spellman and a formal reception attended by hundreds of guests. His marriage to Victoria Reggie was a radically smaller civil ceremony at his home in McLean VA.
AND YET BOTH WEDDINGS HAD ESSENTIALLY THE SAME CAKE.
If you are not disturbed by this, then I suggest that you think about it a little more. Both photos have exposure problems so allow me to lay it out for you: those cakes are both adorned with yellow flowers, lack a proper cake topper, have white icing embellishments all over the sides and tops, and are 3 tiers tall.
Big wedding extravaganza = 3 tier cake. Small wedding = 3 tier cake. Does that seem right to you? This reveals something very bad about the groom but I don't quite have it all worked out yet. If I was the type of person who drew conclusions from public photographs of people I have never met, I'd have it all ready now but all I'm going to say right now is DOES THIS SEEM RIGHT TO YOU?
I find it highly suspicious.