Here are my physical issues:
- I have some disease that started with a runny nose and sore throat and progressed to burning lungs and fever within the space of 24 hrs. Whatever could it be?
- I also have some kind of itchy bumps on my legs possibly related to standing in the shrub bed pulling weeds last week.
- Now I can feel small ridgy bumps on my back which might be hives or might be imprints from the couch cushion, which would be no less irritating.
Those were aliments but I also have issues. First, i used to have excessive ear wax in one ear and now suddenly I don't. I don't miss it but I am somewhat alarmed at the sudden change.
Now this is the thing: I cannot for the life of me cut my left master toenail at the correct angle. I like, as you all know, a neat straight cut across the toenails, and no matter how carefully plan it, the left master toenail always ends up cut at an angle.It LOOKS straight until I stand up and then boom, it's slopes off at a 25 degree angle. You have to admit that's pretty extreme. I have deduced that it's due to the way I hold my toe when I'm clipping but I can't seem to correct it.
Also, and note this well my friends - it takes some kind of serious scrubbing to get the remnants of Vick's Vaporub off of you once you're done with it.