Always so much to talk about when it comes to World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom Michelle Obama™!
AP Headline: Mrs. Obama bringing glamor to Moscow this weekend
You mean like the personal style she brought to Paris on her recent vacation? The MSM continues to promote the idea that World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom Michelle Obama is more that she actually is. Glamour? What she has is a personal style and that style is far from glamorous. Unless this linked article purposely misspells glamour and is trying to credit her with some new fashion trend made up of too-small cardigans, too-high belts and age-inappropriate choices.
Let's talk today about basic female body shapes. Every woman without exception knows what they are and which one she has. The idea is then to dress to conceal or flatter. In the event that my male readers are not familiar with this, let me inform you that the basic shapes are: apple, banana, pear and hourglass.
But now, thanks to our first lady, a fifth shape has been discovered ...
... the wine bottle shape. Or maybe it's the "glamor" shape.
Now here's some fashion advice for Michelle : wearing a wide belt on your ribcage doesn't help anything. Note how the boob droops over the belt. Fetching!
It looks wrong because it is wrong. No one is going to think that's a cool fashion trend. Not all of your ideas are good ones. Until we start seeing women walking around with a big belt worn on the outside of a sweater, you're on your own, style-wise.
Don't believe your own press and start thinking that whatever you do is going to be copied by people without style of their own or schlubs who who have no idea what to do with themselves.
Or maybe it will: