Incident #1: This morning I came downstairs and found 40 rolls of toilet paper in the front hallway. then I saw 6 boxes of Kleenex on the kitchen table. Obviously, Kimberly Clark products went on sale and Sami the midnight shopper was there to make a strike..
Incident #2: I picked up a carton of blueberries and immediately lost my grip on it. Blueberries bounced all over the inside of the refrigerator, on the floor and even into my robe pockets. That's a lot of blueberries to pick up one by one.
It's still early in the day but I sure do hope this trend for multiples reverses because tonight is Martini Club and I don't want to open up a Martinied-up mouth IN CASE I MEET UP WITH A COP.