Inspired by this photo of superstar Franni Franken on the day that her husband was sworn in as US Senator from Minnesota, I went searching for a picture of vintage Vera table linens or 30 year old Marimekko fabric designs so that I could make some reference to "relics of the 70s". I mean - come on, right? First the sofa upholstery suit and now the Finnish textile homage. She's one to watch to watch, that's for sure.
But before I could really develop the snark, then I got lost on the FinnStyle website.
Whatever happened to all my cool stuff? That's what I want to know. Now there's an empty hole where my past used to be. I guess I could start recreating it with this mug. Hey, look - there's the sheets I used to make curtains for my son's baby room in the 80s.
Now I lost my point. I guess my point is that I am Franni and Franni is me. What a revolting development.
Oh yeah - here was where I was heading - Frankenstyle. What the hell kind of thing is that going on with Senator Al's hair? I thought he said he was going to give up comedy.