A short article on Neat-o-rama today listed some misspelled search terms including one for "swan flu". One assumes that is a typo and the searcher was really looking for swine flu references.
But what if it wasn't a mistake? Is there such a thing as the swan flu? Because if there is, I want to be contaminated. All of my life, I've been waiting for Act II of the Ugly Duckling Show and if it turns out that all I needed to do was to get infected, then sign me up.
I'm ready to be transformed. although with my luck, I'd probably end up something like this.