I know I keep writing that I'm very busy but I don't like to get too specific about what I'm actually busy with, which is obsessively tracking down information about Real Housewives of New Jersey. and sometimes Jon & Kate Plus 8, but mostly RH. I know I haven't been rehashing each episode like I thought I would be doing but I have to tell you - this series is just so juicy and delicious that you can hardly decide where to focus.
My favorite housewife, hands down, is Teresa. At first, I loved her for her low low hairline; then I loved her for her habit of licking her thumb before dealing out hundred dollar bills on her shopping excursions; finally I loved her for going all pink ruffle overload on some pretty grim looking little daughters. NOW I JUST LOVE HER. She's the only one in the bunch who's a genuine product of New Jersey - the rest of them are from someplace else. The show's finale was a great one indeed, featuring her table flip and the complete and total shrieking freak out. But that wasn't the best part. The best part was when Teresa was describing her post-boob augmentation recovery and said that her husband made her a sangwich.
Let it sink in: a sangwich. Here it is at :35 seconds:
She's as dumb as a rock. Watching part 1 of the reunion show this week really highlighted that. She can hardly string a decent sentence together. Much was made of her " cleanziness" remark when she was explaining why it schkeeved her to live in other people's houses, but did no one else hear her say that she was having her baby in Sec-tember?
And you've just got to love that Andy Cohen. Not just his moderation of these reunion shows, but his blog is a must-read. In a single blog post, he takes a shot at Danielle's eyebrows and then let's us in on this: