A partial list:
Hair: longish, varying shades of blonde, hot but not in a good way. My bangs are starting to interfere with blinking.
Neck: stiff, occasionally emits noises of the snap crackle pop category.
Left shoulder: sore. Possible aftermath of trying onto fit myself on the loveseat for a nap by my jamming shoulder up against the armrest.
Abdomen: mosquito bite in the belly button area.
Knees: seen better days.
Arches: very sore from stepping on shovel to dig up pesky wild strawberry vine invaders in my side flower bed.
Toenails: naked like God meant them to be. Not that I'm down with this particular heavenly message - I just forgot where I put the Misty Mauve Express Finish 60 Second Nail Color.