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The smartest, sexiest, most fashionable, most in love first couple ever is coming to New York today on a big date. Plans include terrifying the citizenry with a low AF1 fly-by, taking in a Broadway play and calling room service at the Waldorf-Astoria for lobster and champaign.
I am so proud of my country! So proud that I was inspired to rework a famous song for Michelle.
Start spreading the news:
I'm brining my fork
to eat high-end shellfish in New York, New York.
These size 13 shoes
are coming your way.
We'll play the happy couple in New York, New York.
I want to wake up with Ol' Stinky, the Chrysler thief.
And find I'm most beautiful. Best mom-in-chief
A number one. Face like chopped beef.
These painted-on brows
are melting away.
I'm watching you with my small eye - you can't get away.
You're gonna act like
a real husband in public view
And find your ass is on stage.
Can't make a move.
Tell her that you've
Been tied to my ass
on a big ticket date.
If she wants time alone with you,
she'll have to wait.
If we can fake it now, we can drain the U.S. cash cow.
It's up to you, New York media. New York media.
She's wearing a cocktail dress, an updo and party earrings and he's going to a Broadway show without a tie.
Sunday Photo Contest: Why is the most in-love first couple ever dressed for two entirely different events?
(a) haven't been married long enough to know they should dress in the same style
(b) left the tie at Desiree's
(c) didn't want to spoil The Bo Look of darkcoat/white chest
(d) no actual communication between them
Bonus Amusement Item:
In The Apple Doghouse: A peek into how the company scrutinizes iPhone apps.
Is there anyone who doubts that the rejection was based on those eyebrows? Offensive! Or maybe it was because they painted some boobs onto her.