Don't forget - The Real Housewives of New Jersey premiers tonight.If you''ve seen the previews, you might be wondering how do people get to be like that? The answer is we start 'em young. E! knows that - that's why they got the Jersey jump on last night with a new reality series about our youngsters called Jersey Shore Unleashed. Now who says every place in America is the same nowadays? That, my friends, is Jersey-style. And if you think that this is made up or edited to give a false impression, then I guess you have never seen Guido Beach.
In case you're tempted to click away without watching that video, here are just a few samples of what you'll be missing:
- I like guidos and big muscles. Not too much of a meathead.
- I'm gonna try to breed a kid my size
- I'm from Short Hills - Milburn. Jewville. Same thing.
- Shit. Whatever. I'm still going home wit you.