Some people have said that 'm not happy unless I have something to complain about. It's not true. Unrelated and coincidentally, I have something annoying to report today.
I've lost a little weight and while it doesn't make much of an impact overall, the one thing it did do is give me the dreaded BUP. Baggy Under Pants. Does it sound like a good thing to have underpants that are not tight? No it is not. It's loose pants (second in annoyance only to loose socks) moving around underneath your clothing.
It creates a situation known in the pidgin-Polish parlance of northeastern PA as gotchie dupa.
I don't suppose you have any Polish people from PA that you can consult about that, so let me fill you in: gotchies are underpants and dupa is your butt. The phrase gotchie dupa translates roughly to droopinging pants but the intended meaning is sagging diaper full of poop.
I just choked on my morning coffee over the indignity of it all.