Walter Scheib, White House chef for two presidents, revealed in the New york Times that " There was a small garden on the roof of the White House where produce was grown. The Clinton and Bush families dined regularly on organic foods." Too bad nobody reads the Times anymore because those facts have gone unmentioned in all the hubbub over the latest White House garden news:
And it doesn't stop there! Once the PR dies down about establishing a garden on the south lawn, the Obamas then plan to kick off the next news cycle by setting an example for the rest of the country in terms of energy conservation. They'll be implementing Phase One of the Obama energy plan by installing a solar-powered clothes dryer on the north lawn. Being the coolest president means that no common clothesline will do, but will instead be designed in the image of the 44th presidency as we have come to know it.
I'm trying desperately to think of something to say... but I think your tag line says it all...
the computer says no!!!
What I want to know - do any of those clothespins hold that "dress" together for Michelle? It looks like something stalkers wear and whip open in an effort to gross you out.
Posted by: Teresa | March 20, 2009 at 05:02 PM
You misspelled the tag line - s/b "Defeet Garden".
Oh and your BH reference is spot on. Ahmon hafta rewrite that theme song to fit it somehow. (BO's m-i-l's name ain't Daisy, izzit?)
Posted by: schmed | March 21, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Well, she's already got the wardrobe tastes of a cross-eyed, overly-inbred, colorblind hill farmer who just discovered the Sears catalog. All she has to do is not trim those toenails for a while and she can just drag her ginormous feet to plow some serious furrows.
Posted by: LeeAnn | March 21, 2009 at 10:14 AM
I love those clothespins on her shirtydress.
That is a most unflattering pic of her, too. Even without the clothespins.
Wow.
Posted by: dogette | March 23, 2009 at 11:15 AM