'Real Housewives' coming to Jersey
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Premieres May 12th!
I have spared you my obsessive scrutiny of the RHoOC and the RHoNY - for instance, the whole Gretchen Rossi/Jay Photoglu thing (let's email if you want to discuss), Federal bailout candidate stupid Tamra Barney and her upside down home ownership, the hillbilly Countess LuAnn who is bosessed with other people's manners but eats with her fingers and goes out of her way to make people uncomfortble ... and so on. But now it's the Real Housewives of New Jersey!
Why was I not contacted for an audition? I have a McMansion, if you define that as a 70s-era center hall colonial covered with vinyl siding. Very Jersey! And don't talk lavish lifestyle to me unless you have spent one evening lazing about on a sofa with a built-in recliner listening to your husband yell "screw you!" to a cable news broadcast. Not everyone can pull that kind of thing off.
OMG. Two sisters married to two brothers in the construction busienss, and another housewife is marreid to the sister's brother. The OC had oranges, NYC had apples and Atlanta had peaches - I predict the bumper shots will feature the RHoNJ holding tomatoes. I am looking forward to seeing Bravo's interpretation of Jersy girls - close-ups of Parkway exit signs, pulling up for full service gas and clogging up Route 34 shopping for pumpkins while I am trying to get home from work.