Now, look. I can understand why the campaign wants to keep MO's cranky mug out of the public eye until the fix has been accomplished. The in-the-tank media is complicit in this effort and personally, I'm all for it. In this case, less is definitely better. But think of the real news we're all missing. For instance, did you know that the same artist that gave us nude Britney Spears giving birth and Hillary Clinton's bust has recently unveiled Michelle Obama’s Makeover for America?
I'm sure she'll love that - don't you think? - especially the "... pearl-studded Afro pick, shaped like an eagle, [that] demonstrates the makeover’s
fashion mix of Black African and White House heritage to reinvigorate
the traditional First Lady pearls." Riiiiight.
The goal of this piece in the artists own words is "to create a look for Michelle Obama that eliminates excesive comparison to Jackie Kennedy".I say mission accomplished.
But he forgot about the feet. Jackie had enormous feet and although she made it known that she wore size 10N shoes, the truth is closer to 11.5N. What is Michelle's shoe size, I wonder? I'm calling her "Michelle Three Feet" because it looks like each one of her feet are 18" long and that adds up to 36" (or 3 feet). We'll know if any drag shops appear on her list of preferred designers because that's the only place that you can get ladies' shoes larger than size 12..
You think it's a an unimportant issue? It's not. How many times have you seen photos of her feet? Precious few, that's how many! And for good reason.
Fred Astaire thought his hands were too large and inelegant so he made sure that he was always photographed holding them at such an angle as to minimize their size. MO does that with her feet, sometimes with negative results. What we're seeing in this photo is that she's rather flash her begonia that have her feet photographed full on.
And those poor little girls! Daughter Malaria is rocking the shoe canoe look in Shaq's hand-me-downs while little Sashay has already learned how to hide hers. Like mother like daughter.
(Did you know that Sashay's real name is Natasha? I didn't - is the MSM deliberately hiding this information, too? FYI - many, many Communists name their daughters Natasha. Food for thought. Does she have a middle name? Is it "Rezko?")