Continuing our chick-focused entertainment theme this week, our next offereing is a highly useful website called Book-A-Minute Classics where well-known works are distilled down to thier essence. Take, for isntance, The Collected Works of Jane Austen:
I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know.
I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know.
(They find out.)
Now that's shit hot.