9:22 Water? Really? Is that the imagery you want associated with Teddy K? I'm sure that won't remind anyone of anything negative from your past. God, these people have such nerve. Don't forget this - they think you're all stupid.
9:25pm Just saw half of John Kerry's face in the tribute film. It seemed to be a normal color. Orange is for closers.
God, all that water. Even a shot over the side of the boat as if you ere about to drown.They have no shame.
9:30 pm - He's got hair, for the most part. Life's not fair, eh Joey? He just pledged that he's going to be present in January. Isn't that something? He's got the will to live. As if that makes any difference at all. The cameras keep cutting to Caroline and Maria. I guess they can't pick out the nits of Ethel and Bobby in that section - maybe they're outside with the hookers.
9:38 pm - Teddy makes his way offstage while the New Christy Minstrels sing "Still The One". The Kennedy kids and cousins wear expressions that reveal they know they're looking at a dead man.
Overall, a very dull experience. Not worth the buildup.