8:10 pm ET - Nanny P is leading the call and response from the podium right now. I hope you all have noted the size of her giant earlobes. You can have all the plastic surgery you want on your face, Nanny, but the earlobes don't lie.
8:20 pm Nanny P seems be quite slim but she's got those low-slung boobs, reminiscent of when Carol Burnett played Norma Desmond wearing small grapefruits in her bra. Make a note to pay close attention as she strides offstage to see if those mams swing east and west.
8:27pm - Governemnt funded PBS commentators say that Nanny did not electrify. Nanny's giant earlobes show up very nicely in a close-up on MSNBC. I'd estimate those earrings at 2.5-3 karats each, not too sparkly so probably the real thing.