As you might have guessed, I am besides myself with happiness at the prospect of Hillary coming back into camera range. Today's spotlight story:
"A source tells us Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon early this month and received injections of a "dermafiller" in her face."
Oh yeah - she's getting ready to rock the convention in Denver. I'm not seeing any new pictures of her this week - she's probably busy shopping for new jackets and giant beads so she can look her very best for us. I'm sure that if there were any new photos, I would be able to find them. This internet thing is good for that kind of thing. Really! I just typed "HRC speech at democratic convention" into the Google search box, and look what came up:
And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Denver' we'll take another office and another office. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the campaigns, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Ms. Pelosi, I'm ready for my close-up.