All this run-up to the VP selection is making me anxious. I'm on pins and needles worrying that Obama will select Evan Bayh.
The man has undefined earlobes. Don't pretend that isn't disturbing. How can you look at anything else - say, for instance that insincere smile and those lifeless eyes - when the earlobes distract as they do? Earlobes continue to grow as a person ages so what is going to happen here? Will they grow out sideways instead of just growing long?
See how this is already too distracting? If he's the pick, it's going of spoil a good part of the fun of this highly amusing election season for me. Although he does have a wife named Susan and I would find it pleasant to see Susan Susan Susan in print all over the place.
Speaking of earlobes, have you ever seen the beauties on Martha Stewart? It's a rare photo where she lets them show and if they do show, they usually have some oversize jewelry on them. They're already suitably sized for a Buddha - how much more can they grow? And they're free-hanging, too not attached like Bayh's. I bet they flap in the wind.
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Last week, I declared my amusement with the overhauled Wonkette and how their snarky style appealed to me. I'm almost ready to take it back because it's become clear that they are more like unchecked adolescents than political humorists, but they redeem themselves with stuff like this: instructions and instigation to create fake VP text messages. Gotta love that.