Democracy, Bottled Water, Sexy

Q: Is Barack Obama too skinny to be president?
A: Yes. Down with arugula.

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Q: Is "skinny" a racial code word?
A: This is a new on to me. Let me think about it for a minute - Snoop Dogg is skinny and he's black. And what about that Dy-no-mite person from TV? There's your proof. Ok, answer: yes.

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Q: Is "inflate your tires" a code  for the sexy time?
A: Inflate! What else could it mean? And that stuff about "regular tune-ups"? Do you have to be hit over the head? OF COURSE that's what it means.

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Any other questions?

Comments

[Kate the Great]

Is Obama God?

Suzette says: "No, that's still Clapton."

[dogette]

OTOH, you never see God and Obama photographed together.