When will it end? Hillary, please come back and put me out of my misery. I suspect she's lying coiled up somewhere near INVESCO field, waiting for the optimum moment to make her strike. But what about the meantime? I've tried - believe me, I've tried! - to find somebody else but it's just not working. I'm wandering in a vast wasteland. A desert. There's nothing funny about Michelle Three Feet so I had to start looking internationally.
Luckily for us, Camilla the Duchess of something in England had a birthday for which she was presented a giant cabbage. I cannot fault her! She looks just as she's supposed to look. Love the cracked face and the drooping neck. Seriously - I do. This look is so much better than the 61 year olds with eyes wide open and lips filled with Botox. But the thing I love most of all is her boob line - her nips are a full 4 inches below the dart in her jacket. Please click to enlarge the image at right for a closer look at the boob in the picture.
(The other smile-maker in this bit is in the URL of the link. The Daily Mail characterizes this as a "female article". No equivocation!)
ROFL... The 'dart' and 'actual boob' are spot on.
As for Hillary... I don't think we've seen the last of her or her nefarious spouse. Look for a coup at the convention!
Posted by: pam | July 23, 2008 at 09:28 AM
Even at age 20, my boobs were lower than any clothing dart. I always figured it was more of a suggestion than an expectation ....
Posted by: shelley | July 23, 2008 at 02:57 PM
AHEM! As a lifelong Denver Bronco fan I must point out that the full name of the facility is Invesco Field at Mile High.
Please make a note for your records.
Posted by: pops | July 23, 2008 at 05:17 PM