The Besmirchment

Q: How Do You Make A Tissue Dance?

A: Put A Little Boogie In It.

When last seen, our gal Hill was plodding across Pennsylvania wearing the Brown Suit of Gloom. Here she is in Scranton doing her best imitation of a used Kleenex.

Now this hurts me. CBS news  refers to that song as tailor-made. Don't they realize it's one of the classic references from The Office TV show? Perhaps not everyone can recite the dialog word for word like I can so in the end, I suppose it's harmless enough but it still hurts. That's what she said!

In other show biz news, funnyman Sindbad has redeemed himself forever as far as I am concerned by refuting Hillary's tall tales of "a hair-raising corkscrew helicopter landing in war-torn Bosnia" and then a mad zig-zag dash across the tarmac to evade snipers. Sinbad, Sheryl Crowe and intrepid Jill-of-all-trades,  Chelsea Clinton were along for the ride. In this Wapo interview, Sinbad reveals that the "scariest" part of the trip was looking at Chelsea's ugly mug wondering where he'd eat next.

You know I want HRC to stay on the national stage as long as possible, but if you are planning to vote for her, please share with me why you would do so. I cannot imagine why anyone would.

Comments

[Suzette]

Yeah - what I thought. No one is willing to state a reason she'd get their vote.

[The Proprietor]

I'm voting for fellow Abe Simpson look-alike, John McCain!