The HRC campaign has taken exception to a remark made by an MSNBC anchor suggesting the Clinton campaign has "pimped out" Chelsea.
Maybe Obama is right about the generation gap thing and Hillary and her people are out of it (and so is David Schuster) - somebody get these people over to Urban Dictionary to look up the definition of pimped out. Chelsea already got pimped out with her multi-procedure cosmetic surgery - too bad she's reverting. One thing surgery couldn't fix is her man hands - she's still got her mother's face and her daddy's bony fingers.
Now if by "pimped out", everyone involved interpreted that to mean "physically used for the benefit of a master" - again, look it up - then I don't think that there's much question that the campaign is doing exactly that. And it's not going over very well, either. Observe this clip of The View ladies making fun of the phone calls Chelsea placed to them on behalf of her mother.
Now if you want to talk about the real definition of pimping out, Hillary herself is the master. Did I not tell you that something was fishy with her sudden embrace of the bling? Observe her wedding ring finger one day before the DVF endorsement and look again during her Seattle appearance on Thursday.
See what I'm sayin'? NOW who's the pimped out one?
With this post we inaugurate a new feature here at Cripes, Suzette!: The Wart Watch. when I fist saw this thing on her upper lip, I tought it was an unfortunately timed herpes outbreak, but I've seen it in more than one shot now. It's not always prominent - depends on the lightings, the angle and the thickness of the makeup, but if you look for it, there it is. Click on the image on the right and you'll see that Wart Watch comes in at about a Level 3 on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the maximum wartiness.
Wart Watch: Level 9