- large capacity
- cannot have a dark interior
- cover that closes
The first two points are non-negotiable; the third is a bonus. It's not so easy to find all that in one mug, but this 16 ouncer from Dunkin Donuts fills the bill and that is why I expressly forbid putting it in the dishwasher.
But do they listen? No. As you cans plainly see, the decorative decal has been ruined and is peeling away bit by bit. And yet, I'm not displeased. There's something weirdly festive about it now that reminds me of the the worst ear-worm ever to be unleashed on the public: the IO Digital Cable Reggaeton ad.
The red dragon guy holding his breath underwater waiting for his cue to sing is my favorite part. I don't want to like it. It's the most annoying commercial EVER. It's horrible. I know all the words. When you hear this once (as if -it plays every 15 minutes all day long) it's not that impressive, but one day you will turn around and realize that's you singing along.
Shoot me now. If I was Puerto Rican or a pirate, I think I'd be offended by the questionable stereo-typing going on here, but if no one else is complaining why should I? Come on, mi gentes. Let's get online.
I'm definately going to make this my new ringtone.