Current Events

1. It's no secret that I find the Olympics boring and consider the people who watch them to be non-discriminating consumers of low-quality televised entertainment (drooling idiots). So please already with the Michelle Kwan. Talk about air wave pollution. How old is she anyway - like 46? Let's just call it a day and quit covering this elitist waste of time that, in reality, means nothing.

2. Dick Cheny in the field with a gun. If you're going to make a joke about it, make it funny. The material is too rich and everybody can write their own, as evidenced by the Jokebot. Top of the line, as usual is Mr. Sun: Don't Be Afraid .. Be Ready, complete with Advisory Threat levels. The funny lifespan on this one is severly limited, I'd say 20-36 hours. After that, expect the left respond to the orders from the mothership to take over, drain the funny out of it and preach it to death.

Comments

[Karan]

I'm trying to figure out how, if Dick was quail hunting he shot the lawyer in the face...I mean there is something of a height difference. I agree with the jokes, make 'em funny...hopefully late night won't disappoint.

[Tata]

I've wiped my mouth several times. And yet, this Switzerland v. Finland women's hockey game is amazing. These girls will rule the world. I for one welcome our athletic teenage overladies, and their attendant referees.

[tina]

I just wish I had the stamina, skill, grace and athletic ability to qualify for this
"low quality" entertainment..... I just about qualify to sit on the couch of late. And even that is a BIG effort...

[Jim - PRS]

Waiting for the synchronized polar swimming. Please wake me when it comes on.

[Karan]

Forget what I said about the height difference...someone who shares my bed explained the whole concept of flushing. Who knew?

[shelley ju]

I knew I was a drooler but I hadn't wanted to face being an idiot. Crap. The thing is, I really enjoy watching other people sweat. And cry. This is incredibly embarrassing.